{"product_id":"monster-oil-tuning-slide-grease","title":"Monster Oil | TUNING SLIDE GREASE","description":"\u003ch1\u003eSlide Grease - Synthetic, Non-Lanolin, for Tuning Slides\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List: 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes. 2: Sullen looks from newly bedeafened woodwind players. 3: Tuning slide grease. Nobody likes it. It's annoying. We get it. But it's a necessary evil, so stop whining and start putting something on your horn that NASA has been using for years: Monster slide grease. Thick, long lasting, perfect seal. You won't lose the tub either, like you normally do---this one is too good looking.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Monster Oil","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44431711469661,"sku":"930232001352","price":12.3,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/8179\/7213\/files\/motsg.jpg?v=1778358396","url":"https:\/\/gearstage.store\/products\/monster-oil-tuning-slide-grease","provider":"GearStage","version":"1.0","type":"link"}